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maryse's avatar

As someone whose DNA is 100% French (at least for as long as anyone can remember) but who has spent most of her life in the US, I can say that grumpiness is 100% French. That bitter tea flows through our veins. 😜

Claire V.'s avatar

That is so true. My flatmate when living in the UK bought me a mug for my birthday. It wad Grumpy from Snow White 🤣

Pamela Clapp's avatar

I laughed out loud several times reading this, especially “He won’t dilute his highly concentrated bitter tea to make others comfortable.” Perfect line.

And the part about retiring from concerts, slipping away after two drinks, and refusing wine bars after dark… let’s just say my own French husband could have written that rulebook himself. Uncanny. Except he’s not a Scorpio. Make of that what you will 😉

Dorothy von Zumwalt's avatar

So much food for thought here! 👍🏻

Aurélie's avatar

Great point. As a french woman married to an American man, I know we give each other more leeway because we understand some of our differences (and potential points of conflict) are cultural, not personal. It helps manage expectations.

Shelby Chambers's avatar

Exactly! I think more than half of our arguments are actually cultural misunderstandings when we pause and think about it more closely. Hard to remember in the moment, sometimes.

Julia's avatar

To share excitement in French you can say "j'ai trop hâte !"

Shelby Chambers's avatar

Thank you! I always mess this expression up, I have to practice it so I can say it without hesitation.

Mahala's avatar

My Frenchman is exactly the same when it comes to clothes. It's painful.

Lex Rich's avatar

I'm smitten with this article and the way you wrote it because it's witty, honest, and so true! My Frenchman is a Libra (thankfully, to balance out my Pisces rollercoasters), and he checks all the boxes. What a breath of fresh air to find your Substack, thank you!

Claire V.'s avatar

Love this ! The excitment part. I am excitable very easily (in the american way btw 🤣) and the difference between me and the rest of my family is telling. My dad is the worse. We surprised him for his 70th birthday, the dude was surprised and happy but honestly it didn't show AT ALL. Even his wife was pissed and wondered whether he enjoyed it 😫🤣

Jo-Jo's avatar

Loved this. Very witty. I went every day to the same yoga studio in Paris and saw the same (mainly local) people in class and after three months no-one had smiled at me, greeted me or even a cheeky wink when a pose was impossible. It was so not Australian where everything is taken unseriously and by day 3 you'd be getting coffee together. But I came to respect the way Parisians don't just give away friendliness which renders it meaningless and unreliable. When you finally get a smile, it means something. Love your writing.

Morgan Locandro's avatar

This is hilarious. My husband is Corsican and a Virgo and grumpy.

He cannot feed himself!!! And he’s allergic to fun sometimes 😹

Maddy Odom's avatar

This hit home as someone also married to a French Scorpio🥲

Daezy's avatar

This was both delightful to read and also low key hilarious 💕 Thank you for sharing this!

Theresa's avatar

As a glee-filled highly excitable American who also loves a contrarian debate, skiing, and French toast costumes, I really want to make S my friend

Molly McGuire's avatar

Best thing I’ve ever read